Today I'm attending an audition workshop. I put on make-up for this. It takes about an hour (I screw it up several times.)
First there's foundation, then some powder so you don't look shiny on camera, than some red for your cheeks which have disappeared under the foundation and the powder, then a touch of eye shadow so that you look even less dead, then some mascara, then clear lip gloss so that your mouth isn't buried in imitation skin colour. What a farce.
