Monday, September 29, 2008

friends, fjords, Frenchies, Firenze, frenzy

September was a frenzy of travel, beginning in Norway. Norway is a very pretty, subdued place that makes me feel ashamed to have eschewed the incredible southern landscapes of my home country. The most memorable parts of Oslo were the mmm heated mmm floor mmm of Nick's bathroom, and the 'artic blueberry' cordial (which we didn't realise was concentrate at first, and so drank as it was) mixed with vodka. Vodka! In Norway, this is like drinking cocaine, it's so expensive. (Guess that also depends where you get your cocaine.) One of the best parts of Norway was seeing the Dah crew again, in Porsgrunn, where they were touring In/Visible City internationally for the first time. Nick and I searched frantically for accommodation and ended up staying in a deserted equestrian camp, where horses' heads occasionally bobbed past our window. And of course the other best part of Norway was our weekend away in Bergen. All so mindnumbingly bea-u-tiful! Fjords, mountains, ludicrously good weather (apparently in Bergen it rains 310 days per year; we had none of that.) At the open air markets we were bemused by elk burgers and whale toast. At the top of the Bergen furnicular we napped in a green glade where the grass was so cushiony it felt like fairyland. One especially hilarious moment was on the way back to Oslo, winding through the mountains on the reknowned Flåmsbana, when the driver announced that we were coming up alongside an enormous waterfall where, legend has it, sirens of old used to lure men off the tracks... So the train stopped here and we all piled out to take photos, and then a melodic voice came singing out through the mist of the waterfall. Of course I find this sort of bizarre kitsch touristy stuff totally hilarious, and we stood there laughing for a while. Then, cherry on top, we see a person appear over the crest of the hill in flowing blue nordic robes, complete with long flaxen wig, and our siren throws up her arms and dances to the cheesy siren music while a trainload of toursits looks on. Perfect ham.

After Norway I choo-chooed down to Berlin (a long way - if you're watching from space you can see the red perforated trail I leave across the big pastel-coloured map of Europe). Amy took me into her fabulous nest and we hooted and hollered and flitted about town for a week, overdoing the cheap cocktails - you can get a very decent Long Island Iced Tea from any number of Indian restaurants for about 3 euro 80 - and dancing our hearts out to trashy pop at SO36, with fellow Australasian trashbag Jimmy. The Turkish markets were amazing and I came THIS close to buying a sack of fresh lychees. And Berlin has this lovely open feeling to it - all the civic spaces are welcoming and nuanced and it seems like such a personable sort of place. I will be returning at the end of October - perhaps I'll do a better job of describing it then.

About seven years ago, I finished high school. Until then, I'd been learning high school French, and since then, I haven't spoken a word except (pardon) in jest. After leaving Berlin I found myself on the mean streets of Paris, struggling to buy stamps and make train reservations in my paltry parlez-vous. Lucky for me - and for Adrian, my still-favourite and ever-stimulating travelling sisduh - I was couchsurfing with Yann. Yann is one of this trip's best new experiences. I saw some of the most beautiful sights in Paris all lit up blue and golden as we flew through the streets on his Vespa. I drank two enormous cups of black coffee for breakfast when I woke up, and blew pungent cigarette smoke through the window of his troisieme-etage apartment before going to sleep. I even learned a few more nouns. Une assiette, anyone?

One delightful pasttime was wandering through the glamorous cemeteries. In Pere-Lachaise, Adrian purchased a map of the famous tombs, and we paused near the entrance to mark out the ones we wanted to see - Maria Callas, Oscar Wilde, Edith Piaf, Stephane Grappelli, someone called 'SexToy'... We found that all of these graves were on the opposite side of the cemetery from where we were, so Adrian said, in all innocence, 'Well, should we head over that way then? It's a bit dead over here.'

Now, Itlay! Florence was like the savoury, and Venice is dessert. In Florence the buildings have egg-yolky, spicey tones. I stayed with Simone and Gavin in an apartment they rented (they're travelling Italy, celebrating the anniversary of their wedding - six years ago in Florence. For those Melburnians who aren't familiar with my familial situation, Simone was married to my dad and hence has the odd title of 'ex-step-mother', but we alternately refer to me as her daughter or niece. What does this make Gav? Who knows. We all dismissed biology as a grounds for family long ago.) Simone and Gavin's apartment was right next to the Uffizi, which I spent a couple of hours wandering through, as usual getting a little teary over Giotto. I even bought a book about him as I left. Very rare. As much as I idolise favourite artists etc, I seldom commit to them financially. Of course the ultimate fourteenth-century art high was in Padua, when I waited for 15 minutes in an air-stabilising room to spend 15 minutes admiring the wondrous Scrovegni Chapel. To say I've been looking forward to this experience since high school is only a slight exaggeration. How amazing to see it all up close! (After this, I sat in a sweet Padova park and finished reading 'American Psycho.')

I sort of pass by a lot of the later stuff. Caravaggio is wicked, and it's good to see works like the Doni Tondo and the Madonna of the Rocks in the flesh, but it's not the same. I realised that the reason I love Giotto and entourage is that they represent the beginning of humanism. They're like Hamlet, or the printing press, or penicillin - they represent a totally new way of relating to the world. But at the same time you can still see the remnants of the past, the Byzantine stuff - the gold, the holiness, the fact of the artworks' being religious. I like that they sit on the cusp. I lose interest as we move towards the perfection of Michelangelo (I'm sure I remember reading that a contemporary said Michelangelo's people looked like they were full of rocks). I like all the weirdness and imperfections that preceded the naturalism we know. People emote and are painted in proportion - but buildings are shrunk to fit into the frame of the picture, and the scenes still exist in these strange celestial vacuums. I loves eet. I eats eet all up.

Venice is a gigantic pasticceria. All the plastered walls are cake-coloured and the Moorishness of the architecture makes all the white window frames look as if they've been squeezed from an icing tube. I passed from coffee shop to church to gelati shop with Simone and Gav. We stumbled across some architectural Biennale exhibits. In San Stae, a beautiful old church (yes, very rare in Europe) there was a house made of cardboard boxes, each with a little individual artwork inside and holes punched in the walls so you could peer in. Some of the sculptures inside were simple - a stack of egg trays - and some more complex - a bunch of silver springs, mechanised and rotating in different directions, like a plant. This reminded me of an exhibition I went to at ACCA a few years ago, where one of the works was a maze constructed of cardboard, very dimly lit and claustrophobic. I automatically love both these pieces, just because they are both made of tough brown cardboard, and this reminds me of a house Dad once made for me and Alex when we were tiny - one huge box which once held a refrigerator, and a smaller one, maybe dishwasher-sized - both boxes attached to each other and cut up and drawn all over, to resemble a house. Cardboard is fun! Cardboard art is fun! Also, I think there's something really awesome about being able to walk inside a work of art.

Another Biennale exhibit we stumbled across was one about Jørn Utzon, the Danish architect who designed the Sydney Opera House. I have to confess I've never really been very knowledgeable or excited about architecture, except for the obvious - Brunelleschi, the Skytower - but this exhibition was very interesting, with lots of little snippets about how much Utzon is inspired by shapes within nature and by ancient forms of architecture like the use of platforms in Chinese designs, and by visual effects specific to a particular place, like the hazy lighting peeping in through the roof of a bazaar in Iran. (Kidding about the Skytower bit, clearly.)

And one more odd artistic experience: one afternoon we were walking through one segment of the Venice labyrinth when we passed a small contemporary gallery emanating New Orleans guitar. We poked our heads in and found that one of the two guitarists was the painter of the oil impressions of Venice that decorated the walls, and that he was a visiting artist from New Orleans. Simone got into an Italian conversation with him which culminated in the two guitarists urging Simone and Gav, who teach Ceroc in Auckland, to demonstrate their moves. So as the two guitarists strummed away, Simone and Gav danced around the tiny gallery and Venetians and tourists stopped to watch and applaud from the street.

Disastrously hungover, I now get on the train to Bologna, where I will obviously try the pasta, and enjoy a slightly slower pace before heading to Rome on Tuesday. Ouch, my head.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Berlin makes me a lazy blogger,

but while we wait for the next entry, I've posted the links to my photos for general consumption. (See left.)